Archive for November, 2008
‘Noles Taste Like Chicken
But without all that stringy tendon and such. Oh, you know, over the years I should stop enjoying so deeply the flavor of another groin-stomping of the Seminoles, and yet I just don’t seem to ever be able to get enough. The worst thing is that taking a shot of Patron Silver for every TD [...]
Obama’s Dream Team
Not since Magic, Larry and Michael suited up for the original Dream Team at the 1992 Olympics have we so eagerly awaited the announcement of a national starting lineup. Such is the nature of Barack Obama’s selections for Cabinet posts and his White House inner circle. At point guard … Rahm Emanuel, the wizard of [...]
Fuck Joe Lieberman
Like all good lefties, I’m pretty pissed off that Joe the Turncoat Senator will get to keep his cushy chair of the Homeland Security Committee. Still, I understand that the Dems are nearing the 60-seat, filibuster-proof majority, causing their loins to engorge with blood that rushes from their brains, as happens in rutting elks. Hence, [...]
My First Disagreement with Obama
I kind of sat on this major policy difference I have with the now president-elect while I was canvassing for him and supporting him in the 24 hours from when he presented it and when we all made him our new king, but now that he’s in this has to be put on the table: [...]
Barack Obama’s election night photos
For those who haven’t see Barack Obama’s election night photos on Flickr, it’s worth five minutes of your time.
Racist asshole booted for Obama slur
Former Texas lineman Buck Burnette posted on Facebook, “all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse.” Wow, that didn’t take long.
Now the real work begins for Barack Obama, the nation’s Community Organizer in Chief
Obama won the presidency by harnessing the power of the people — and the Internet, the most democratic medium ever conceived. That grass-roots effort cannot stop here.
Uh oh … experts on Gators bandwagon
ESPN.com prognosticators are now predicting Florida and Penn State will meet in the BCS title game. Seems they expect Okie State or Oklahoma to take down No. 2 Texas Tech, and the Gators to take out No. 1 Alabama in the SEC title game. I’m in total agreement.
Revenge of the community organizer
Remember during the GOP convension when a smarmy Rudy Giuliani and smug Sarah Palin mocked Barack Obama’s background as a community organizer? What a delicious irony that that very experience likely will power Obama to victory over the out-of-touch Republicans.
Gators win in landslide; Obama next?
Florida swamped the dance-happy Georgia Bulldogs on Saturday in a landslide 49-10 victory. Now it’s Barack’s turn to not only win, but earn a true mandate for change.
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