‘Noles Taste Like Chicken

Lev Davidovich Wuerffel    College Football    

But without all that stringy tendon and such. Oh, you know, over the years I should stop enjoying so deeply the flavor of another groin-stomping of the Seminoles, and yet I just don’t seem to ever be able to get enough. The worst thing is that taking a shot of Patron Silver for every TD starts to interfere with my ability to go for a variable-speed run tomorrow morning. But I’ll gut out a cup of coffee during my 35-40 minutes of stretching and then get out there.

Alabama Crimson Tide: you bitches is on notice–we’re coming for you next week, and you can’t shoot all of us after the game!!!

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