Barack Obama
How Big Are Barack Obama’s Balls?
If I was Obama’s speechwriter, here’s the theme I’d pitch: “Today, all but the most privileged of Americans are slaves — slaves to Wall Street and its excesses. It’s time for a new emancipation proclamation. Join me as we take back America!”
Road to Recovery
OK, I’m gonna shill for the Obama camp, but this job loss chart just can’t be ignored.
PETA has jumped the shark
PETA, you’ve officially lost me as a supporter for ANY initiatives you sponsor after questioning President Obama for killing a housefly.
Petri Dish Politics: It’s What’s for Dinner
Recent ruminations: Is Obama as sly as a tax-happy fox? Can an altruistic world view still be achieved? Are the Florida Gators heading back to the NIT? Find out now!
Nothing a Shiv to the Jugular Couldn’t Solve
Chicken-shit Republicans in Congress have it all wrong. They shouldn’t fear the possible transfer of Guantanamo detainees to the States to await trials in U.S. courts. They should welcome it. Someone get me a shiv!
Government in the Sunshine Would Be Nice
Within seconds (give or take) of Barack Obama taking the oath, another more stealth transition took place when his administration launched the new WhiteHouse.gov website. And with that, the executive branch went Web 2.0.
Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Obama
Great read about Barack’s temperament … Obama’s Zen State, Well, It’s Hawaiian – NYTimes.com. “When Obama gets on television, the national pulse goes down about 10 points,” said Representative Neil Abercrombie, Democrat of Hawaii, who was close friends with Mr. Obama’s parents.
Obama: An Inspiration to Overweight Nation
Hailed as a savior before even taking the oath, Obama revealed during his Hawaiian vacation that he’s also working on physical perfection — and is damn close to achieving it. In doing so, might he inspire an overweight nation?
Obama’s Dream Team
Not since Magic, Larry and Michael suited up for the original Dream Team at the 1992 Olympics have we so eagerly awaited the announcement of a national starting lineup. Such is the nature of Barack Obama’s selections for Cabinet posts and his White House inner circle. At point guard … Rahm Emanuel, the wizard of [...]
My First Disagreement with Obama
I kind of sat on this major policy difference I have with the now president-elect while I was canvassing for him and supporting him in the 24 hours from when he presented it and when we all made him our new king, but now that he’s in this has to be put on the table: [...]
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